did you know the fact that Cats are kings in their own special home

Let's see a gray Persian cat named Jasper and owner of Sally and Roger. They also have an English bulldog named Humper. You guessed it, Humper bumps - everyone. Doubtful Jasper would even consider doing such a disgusting thing.
Cats are sneaky and sophisticated. The truth is that Jasper is wrapped in walnut enough intelligence to control the entire household.
Jasper was a birthday present for Sally Roger, an incredibly cute gray mass of fur with a huge bushy tail, a flat face and a large bronze eyes that glow in the dark. Humper reaction to this strange creature invades the area was less than welcoming. Humper was damn cranky, jealous of turf protection that should be reduced from the cat for lunch.
The next year in a game of hide and seek, Jasper secretly Humper Humper a sniff and then enter a barking and screaming fit as he chased the cat in hiding. And then one day there was Jasper, arched his back, hissed and slapped Humper nose with his claws. Humper froze, sat looking with disbelief the cat, and howled.
Jasper turned and walked the bank, Humper favorite sleeping position, jumped up and settled? The war was over and the cat won. Humper tolerate cats, but is far from any love for Jasper, who just want Humper buttons and keeps trying to win by following the wood around and playful dog with his paw.
And of course Jasper is allergic to certain foods - cheap products available in supermarkets. Jasper is a purebred and can only expensive food allergy available from your veterinarian to tolerate outrageous prices. He prefers the wild, cats are very picky and have good taste.
Jasper has a built-in timer, breakfast is at 7:30 and dinner at 4:30 pm To make sure you get breakfast in time to start the morning ritual of 6:30 a.m. to 7:00 every morning, and weekends and holidays, When Sally, and Roger Humper want to sleep in.
First comes the hard meow and a possible visit to the litter box. A hard, "Jasper shut up, bringing in a few minutes of silence. The curriculum meow, the cat jumps onto the bed and walks to Roger. Purring loudly as he kneads belly full pressure of the bladder Roger Roger, the end of the tail swooping him Roger. If he thinks he is quite upset Roger pats Sally. If this does not get the results you get back to Roger's chest and nose to nose is purring like an engine in two stages.
By this time everyone is awake and think they could easily get up. Jasper cut breakfast at 7:30 - everyone, except that now Humper loud snoring in bed curled up Roger and Sally.
The ritual starts half past three a.m.-16: 00m.m. Dinner, but the tactic is different. Wide Eyed Jasper looks at Sally. Makes sure everything is seated in a position Sally can not miss, then there is meowing. If you really impatient to use the carpet as a scratching post or a bank. This usually gets an immediate response from Sally and dinner is served on or before 4:30 p.m.
Jasper is an indoor cat, but Sally and Roger made the mistake of letting him in the backyard under supervision. The cat is a creature of habit who want really, and Jasper loves to be outside every nice day. His method of choice to get what they want is the inconvenience. If you want to be out, I stare at Sally and Roger and meow until someone dropped what they're doing and let him just to shut him up.
Cats are kings in their own special home of the jungle, in the way they like, eccentric or challenging, whatever it takes to get it. There is a lot of backstabbing in walnut